Whether its to attract a younger crowd or to beat other church competition, what is a church to do to attract worshipers to their doorstep? Funny signs! American churches are also known for their signage. Signs out front can convey gospel messages, service times, but there is usually room for more–and so was born the funny front lawn sign. Well, these signs have made it to Twitter, with hilarious results. Here are 12 of the best we could find!
1. Read the terms…
I love #christianhumor!! 🍎 Church signs are my favorite!!! One of the few thing I miss about PA! There are no fun Church signs in CA! pic.twitter.com/5Y0cHa2eQL
— Ann Mercier (@Mercierjustus3) July 3, 2017
2. Too hot…
Today's laugh out loud meme #churchsigns #church pic.twitter.com/3Wjw9KH0kv
— Kitty Kat (@Nashvlkitn) July 20, 2017
3. Snowy day…
Another gem sign from Knox Presbyterian Church spotted in New Westminster: "If you're praying for snow, PLEASE STOP." pic.twitter.com/Q54wqAl3qL
— Peter Legge OBC (@_peterlegge) February 7, 2017
4. Pets know best…
thanks, random church sign pic.twitter.com/CKS8yJdqBV
— ıɯɐʞ 💚 (@saltguns) May 1, 2017
5. You love, he’ll sort…
This sign needs to be in front of every church until it grabs people by the heart. pic.twitter.com/B4dl36dtnM
— Michele Walker (@mwalkerms) March 23, 2017
6. Size matters…
We love this road sign! Tables not fences is what Jesus is all about. pic.twitter.com/HbcWELmzB8
— Red Deer Lake Church (@RedDeerLakeUC) February 7, 2017
7. Traffic forecast…
Church sign of the week with traffic report… pic.twitter.com/E8qIi1JZAA
— Bill Reichart (@BillReichart) September 13, 2016
8. AC Thief…
One of my favorites #HappySunday #churchsigns #churchsign pic.twitter.com/vjn06UabGu
— MayTe 🗽🌊 (@TraceyTorres) July 16, 2017
9. Honk, don’t text…
More church signs pic.twitter.com/nudORrvIjo
— BSereneb (@BSereneb) July 9, 2017
10. Mess with ’em…
best. church sign. ever. pic.twitter.com/ag2nh2k5gn
— john r evans (@johnrevans) January 12, 2017
11. Wait for it…
we could use them in VA! Check out this sign at a church near me… pic.twitter.com/wtO3Pgg6UP
— Kate Zimmerman (@VACastleFan) May 27, 2016
12. God’s purpose…
This is honestly the best Church sign I've seen in a while! 😂 pic.twitter.com/2IvkFvKlnp
— Abaigeal Hibbard (@AbaigealHibbar1) July 4, 2017